A List of Reasons Why I Think I am at Hogwarts Instead of Our Lady of Holy Cross School

1) The school is divided into houses

2) The houses compete in a soccer tournament (although its probably codename for Quidditch)

3) They call the hall monitor a "prefect" 

4) Sister Esther is referred to as the "headmistress" instead of "principal"

5) Instead of the Department of Education, it is the "Ministry of Education"

6) They may have an African accent, but they have a very British vocabulary. For example, “Madam Liz, are your eyes paining you? Do you have contact lenses or do you only wear spectacles?”

To be continued….